[voice post]

We seem to have a sudden influx of peop-

...wait, I remember this. I'm barricading the doors.



No, I'm not answering questions this time. Will you stop telling me you're going to fix me!? I don't care if you don't want me to be good, that's hardly your decision.

And please, keep your sordid fantasies to yourself. My mother doesn't need to hear that. I don't need to hear that.

[ooc: Anything goes, folks!]