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[makes_you_tick]

Does anyone know where I might find a Sheldon Jeffrey Sands?

[ooc: He'd really like to address this issue. No one's ever killed him before.]

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[browning-baby.livejournal.com]

... why the interest in the agent, hm?

[makes-you-tick.livejournal.com]

He's a new friend of mine, actually. Didn't leave me any way to contact him.

[browning-baby.livejournal.com]

Ah. I see.

Just how well do you know Sheldon Sands?

[makes-you-tick.livejournal.com]

We were suddenly very close yesterday. Curse days, you know, they do odd things to people. I was really hoping to get to know him better.

Private to Blake

[blind-shot.livejournal.com]

When he says close, what he means is I touched his peepee.

Re: Private to Blake

[browning-baby.livejournal.com]

Cute. Couldn't find your own?

[13-year-captain.livejournal.com]

In the short term: no. In the long term: frequently. Happens we're quite well acquainted.
And what is it that would be in it for me, were I to divulge said information which might be mine for the divulging, eh?

Re: Private to Blake

[blind-shot.livejournal.com]

ohhhhh. Nice one.



You win.

Re: Private to Blake

[browning-baby.livejournal.com]

Score:

Blake: 1
Sands: 0

I'm keeping score. One day, I'll put it up in lights.

Behaving?

[makes-you-tick.livejournal.com]

What is it you'd want?

[13-year-captain.livejournal.com]

A great many things. What is it you've got? We could be at this for days, you realize. Better to simply start bidding.
Why the hurry to find him? Not a terribly large city. You're likely to cross paths again, regardless.

[makes-you-tick.livejournal.com]

Very true. But I'm not very patient, when I don't have to be.

Speaking of, I'd rather not play guessing games. If you want money, I'd be happy to oblige- something else, and you'd have to tell me.

[13-year-captain.livejournal.com]

Fine, then, ruin the fun in it.
I'll tell you for fifty dollars and the real reason your asking. No use noting that you've similarly humored Miss Blake. I've seen. I simply fail to believe it.

[Locked]

[makes-you-tick.livejournal.com]

That sounds acceptable. As for what happened? This Mr. Sands shot me in the face. I'd just like to meet him when he's not fifteen years old.

Re: Private to Blake

[blind-shot.livejournal.com]

Well, in the last few days I cuffed Jack to a toilet that would take his blood pressure, wash his ass, and list what nutrients he was missing all at the same time. I had that tiff with Richard. I woke up a teenager, smoked all the pot in my apartment, then went to beg for food money in the subway thinking whoever my mother was fucking would come home soon to find his drugs missing.
Made one friend, tried to mug a guy that ended up chasing me into the mens room, yelled at several people, got one man stabbed to death by a tripping child, kicked a hobo for his paper cup, and shot that guy in the head.

So yeah, about the usual amount. You?

[Locked]

[13-year-captain.livejournal.com]

Shot you, did he? Likely, he had his reasons, thin though they may have been. He will likely do it again, should you find him. Particularly with the effort you're putting in the search.
I sympathize, as one he's shot in the past.

Building 9, apartment 9. You'll likely find him there, but do take care. He's not an easy man to sneak up upon, if that's the sort of thing you have in mind.