Arrivals

[makes_you_tick]

So many new people. It's good to see- if any of you have any questions about the City, I'd be happy to answer them. Are any of you special?

I honestly don't see how this is a 'curse'-


What? No, I don't want you to 'fix me'. No, I don't have split personality disorder, that's- what about me and Mohin-? No!

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[makes-you-tick.livejournal.com]

That doesn't sound so bad. Well, the falling off a building probably wasn't fun.

You think so? In NYC, it's less noticeable than you might think.

[binow.livejournal.com]

Dude, she's a terrible influence on him. She won't let him take brains, can you believe that? And...yeah, that was not good for him!

Do all special people live in NYC? I think it's possible you should branch out, try some dark reds, perhaps. I think you're definitely a winter. How do you feel about scarves?

[makes-you-tick.livejournal.com]

Oh, she's got morals, does she? I'm surprised he listens to her.

I branch out. In the dark, it doesn't matter how tall you are, black is conceal- wait, why am I talking to you about this?

[binow.livejournal.com]

I think it relates to your general mommy issues, actually. Of which you have many. Anyway, I'm surprised too, but c'est la vie. Is it any consolation that it means that somewhere out there in the multiverse there is a version of you who is getting some?

Because I'm a helper, that's why. Look, black is good and all, but wearing it constantly makes people like you're a lazy dresser, not to mention depressed. Wouldn't the Petrellis be confused if you showed up at their door in something festive to finish them off in? Besides, do you always lurk around in the dark? You do realize that's bad for your health, right? Sunlight helps your body produce and process vitamins, nutrients, boosts your mood, and so much more.

[makes-you-tick.livejournal.com]

'Mommy issues'? Are you kidding me? I don't have mommy issues.

...are you concerned for my health?

[binow.livejournal.com]

...ahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha oh my God, that's fantastic. Okay, sure, absolutely. You have no mommy issues whatsoever. None at all.

Not to mention your image. I'm going to say with a fair bit of confidence most of the people offering you their underwear wouldn't do so if you took steps to be less attractive to the deranged. Bright colors would definitely help in that respect! Also, though I know shaving is for 'pathetic watchmakers', losing the stubble would help too. Have you considered using telekinesis to shave? Would that make it acceptably 'special'?