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[makes_you_tick]

We seem to have a sudden influx of peop-

...wait, I remember this. I'm barricading the doors.



No, I'm not answering questions this time. Will you stop telling me you're going to fix me!? I don't care if you don't want me to be good, that's hardly your decision.

And please, keep your sordid fantasies to yourself. My mother doesn't need to hear that. I don't need to hear that.

[ooc: Anything goes, folks!]

Comments

[cazrolime.livejournal.com]

What can I say, I have a poor sense of self-preservation. How about it? :D

[makes-you-tick.livejournal.com]

You tried to entice me by saying the food would resemble brain matter.

[cazrolime.livejournal.com]

You make it sound so seedy. It was less of an enticement, more of a "hey, you wanna come try this out?"



...well, I think they're different.

[makes-you-tick.livejournal.com]

....

Oh, what the hell. It's not like I have plans.

[cazrolime.livejournal.com]

*utter speechless glee*

Sweet! :D And I can introduce you to my awesome insane housemates. Uh, just to clarify, would you prefer actual mince from a cow in the bolognese?

[mad-patron.livejournal.com]

...Isn't that spelled bolognaise?

[littletoogray.livejournal.com]

Not according to Google!

[mad-patron.livejournal.com]

Google also thinks "fuchsia" is "fuschia".

[littletoogray.livejournal.com]

Maybe I should stop believing everything Google tells me.

[mad-patron.livejournal.com]

Wise decision, but see below.

[mad-patron.livejournal.com]

Ah! Bolognaise is the French spelling. Explains it all. :D

[littletoogray.livejournal.com]

Aha! *wins*

[mad-patron.livejournal.com]

...No, I win, on account of how I spell it the French way. :P

[makes-you-tick.livejournal.com]

Honestly? It doesn't matter one way or another to me.

Your...housemates? Is that the one you're discussing my personal issues with?

[littletoogray.livejournal.com]

Don't give me permission to feed you brains, even in a roundabout and possibly unwitting fashion. If we end up eating at Milliways then the results could be hilarious.

Well, uh-- um. Sorry about that. No, she's my girlfriend Pyth, though in fact she might possibly count as a housemate (!!!) if we're talking about the rooms we have at aforementioned Milliways. But the housemates to whom I was referring are the fellow students in my halls of residence at uni.

Although come to think of it, getting you there might be more difficult than getting you to Milliways. My university doesn't have handy go-anywhere portal doors. :/

[makes-you-tick.livejournal.com]

I don't suppose it would be the most terrible thing in the world, but I have about reached my quota of preteen-like giggling, so I probably would have to pass on that.

Milliways has portal doors? What is that, anyway, an inn?

[littletoogray.livejournal.com]

Heeeey, we don't giggle like preteens!

...

Okay, you have a point. But... shh. >_>

Milliways is this multiversal hub with a bar and gardens and rooms to rent. And there are people there from a billion different realities including a few versions of yourself. I think you'd like it.

[sinkmyteethin.livejournal.com]

Boo.

[makes-you-tick.livejournal.com]

...

Hi. Now what can you do, I wonder?

[sinkmyteethin.livejournal.com]

What kind of a question is that to ask a man you've only just met?

[littletoogray.livejournal.com]

Sorry, did my strikethrough make your ears burn? >_>

[sinkmyteethin.livejournal.com]

...

You're little, and blonde, and not related to me...

Hmm.

[makes-you-tick.livejournal.com]

I think I would, too. Sounds more than a little interesting.

[littletoogray.livejournal.com]

It's fascinating. It's fascinating, it's overwhelming, it's more dangerous than it looks, it's full of utter crack and it's the best place ever.

[makes-you-tick.livejournal.com]

Out of curiosity, how many of me are there, in this place?